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The Apocolypse Is Here!!

By Fire Dan Gladden

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The Twins did not make any deadline moves! Hide your women and children!

 

Anybody listed as non-player personnel in the Twins organization beware of flash mobs of angry Twins "fans" distrought over the fact that there were no trades today.

 

Ron Gardenhire - You will be doomed to write the same lineup as yesterday! The horror!

 

No trades to complain about how we were hosed!! No new players to mock and ridicule!!

 

Terry Ryan... can only whine about ...your "non-moves"...

 

Can't... watch... Span.. in... lineup... tonight...

 

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

(running away from my computer screaming and cursing Bud Selig..)

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    Fire Dan Gladden

    Verified Member

    The Twins did not make any deadline moves! Hide your women and children!

     

    Anybody listed as non-player personnel in the Twins organization beware of flash mobs of angry Twins "fans" distrought over the fact that there were no trades today.

     

    Ron Gardenhire - You will be doomed to write the same lineup as yesterday! The horror!

     

    No trades to complain about how we were hosed!! No new players to mock and ridicule!!

     

    Terry Ryan... can only whine about ...your "non-moves"...

     

    Can't... watch... Span.. in... lineup... tonight...

     

    AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

     

    (running away from my computer screaming and cursing Bud Selig..)

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    Highabove

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    The trading frenzy talk reached a peak when a few folks suggested that we should trade Buxton and Sano.

    Hopefully this fever is over until next December.

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    J-Dog Dungan

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    Then it will come back, twice as strong as it was before.

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